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Dream thread reborn!  (Read 2063 times)

Posted on 03 Dec 2013, 13:52:55
ZellKFF
Original thread can be found in the archive forum and I highly suggest you read it if you want a good laugh  :love:

Share your dreams in this thread! No holds barred, no taboos, describe it as it happened   :lol:

If your dream is interesting enough, one of our specialists might even analyse it and explain why you are such a broken mess of a human being.

I'll get started with a dream I had today while taking a nap at work  ::>:

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We were in some sort of virtual reality RO2 and we were walking in Prontera as real people...and we had a kid, it was Ish but he was like 15 and he was super obnoxious. I got pissed off at him because he ate pizza all day and he was huge (like jabba the hut huge)...so he ran off being all pissy and he bought more pizza from the AH and ran again and I found him behind a building getting a blowjob from an equally ridiculously huge girl which appeared to be an overbloated version of Snorkel. He was eating his pizza while getting his BJ. The end.

:sparkle:

RAWR guildmaster since 2004
Currently playing: RO2 - channel 5

Posted on 03 Dec 2013, 14:04:02
Scribble92
haha next time i have a weird/funny dream ill let u know lol
Scribble92- beastmaster extraordinaire

Posted on 03 Dec 2013, 15:23:41
Snorkel
Zell... no. Just... no  :stoic:

Posted on 03 Dec 2013, 15:31:20
Outrack
He was eating his pizza while getting his BJ.

Did he have money in his other hand like MajorTom?

Posted on 07 Dec 2013, 09:38:52
ZellKFF
OK SINCE NOBODY ELSE IS SHARING...

I fell asleep shortly after talking to raela and Allu (and by talking, I mean Allu translating what raela was trying to type while wearing 6 pairs of mittens while being drunk) and some weird dream happened :x

I owned and lived in some sort of huge estate in the woods, and I had traded my two kids for Allu through a student exchange program. She wasn't going to school though, so she spent most of her time doing chores in the estate.

It quickly became clear that there was a problem, because she was constantly sick. There was a reception that we organised with politicians and celebrities and Allu came out of the bathroom and told me OOPS DO NOT GO IN THERE so I took a glance and she had crapped all over the floor, the walls and the ceiling :shock:

She'd also often pass out, or have seizures, and puke all over herself. At first I'd try to help her but eventually she'd just have a fit on the floor and puke herself and the domestics would just ignore it. She also injured herself while racing against me on my private racing track, she crashed and managed to impale her leg on a tree branch while getting ejected from her racing car. We shrugged it off and simply pulled her down, she seemed okay despite having bled out about 500 gallons ("really I'm fine, I'm used to it!").

While she was cleaning shelves, she managed to get stuck in-between two shelves near the ceiling so we tied a rope to her ankle and pulled, she fell down on the floor and had another pukey seizure, we laughed it off. Good times.

Then there was the bunny incident which caused a lot of grief ._. I accidentally stepped on a fluffy bunny who had walked inside the house and I caught its fluffy tail and it detached ;_; Allu looked in horror and started crying and said she can't take this anymore, and as soon as she gets better, she is flying back home...

THIS IS WHERE THE PLOT THICKENS. I took out a raw chicken breast from my pocket and discreetly rubbed it against her butt, which caused her to...have a fit and puke herself ::>: I smiled at her as she came around, wiped the vomit off her cheek and told her everything was going to be okay and that we would figure this out together. I knew she was never going home and felt pretty satisfied with that.

There were a lot of other WTF moments but sadly, although I remember waking up and thinking "I MUST WRITE THIS DOWN BEFORE I FORGET", I drifted back to sleep before I could do so :( There was something about a SWAT team storming the gates at some point, and I may or may not have used Allu as a bullet shield. It is rather vague :/

Thanks for reading, feel free to analyse :love:

RAWR guildmaster since 2004
Currently playing: RO2 - channel 5

Posted on 07 Dec 2013, 09:55:17
Snorkel
... I think I'm starting to see why you DONT sleep  :sweat:

Posted on 07 Dec 2013, 10:01:17
Allucinari
Stop rubbing chicken on my butt. You are poisoning me. Why do you hate me Zell?

And wtf do you have against bunnies?
ヽʕ•ᴥ•ʔノ✿

Posted on 08 Dec 2013, 08:15:35
Snorkel
So Zell doesn't feel as crazy :smile:

My dream last night was super weird.

We went to a big house in some cold place. It was on a canal and like a mansion/mini castle. Had a huge stone wall with a big front gate all around, and a large garden on the side with a big deck. It had multiple floors. I don't know if it was my house or a house we were visiting. There was a group of people. Some I knew, some were just people there. We were there to meet these youtube "celebrities" but they had to leave suddenly.

We walked them down to the door and went out on the deck to wave goodbye. This gardener guy showed up and was trying to steal something. My dad and grandparents were there and they took him inside and interrogated him. We learned that the government had collapsed and people were going apeshit. It was snowing outside and we came up with a battle plan. We were going to hide out in the big house. We had a garden so we could plant food. We just had to stay off the radar, behind the wall. We would be fine.

We started to dig a secret tunnel/chamber for emergencies. It was going to be our bunker. When we were almost done we decided to send the fattest person through first. The tunnel collapsed on her and we had to dig her out. Somehow I ended up digging out her butt and her pants mysteriously disappeared. Her butt was disgusting, I wanted to puke.

We started planting a garden, it was really pretty. We had lots of green things growing and it was all food. My grandma was teaching us how to do it. For some reason I had this sibling in the dream that was completely useless. She wouldn't accept that the government was gone and we were on our own. She would hide in her room and go through her closet over and over, looking at all her clothes and accessories. Everyday she made a big hubbub about her new bag.

Something happened and there was a man in the house across the canal and he saw my useless sister. After that people started to come in our garden and steal our food. It was manageable at first. My dad and grandpa took care of it. Then something happened to them, i don't know what, I just knew they were dead. We tried to go into the bunker.

Then my dream shifted all weird and I was my sister. We were at a fancy party and she/I was around all these socialites talking about stupid things. Then it jumped back to the first dream and I was still her but back in the big house. Everything was quiet. I went down the stairs and no one was there. I headed to the couch that we had built the secret tunnel under for escapes. It looked normal but then when i went to lift up the cushion there was a bloody hand IN the couch. Then there was a crazy pitbull in the room. Something happened and I was bleeding, but my blood was mint green nail polish.

Then I woke up.

Posted on 08 Dec 2013, 10:42:56
ZellKFF
...thanks for sharing :shock:

I feel less alone and freaky now ^_^;

RAWR guildmaster since 2004
Currently playing: RO2 - channel 5

Posted on 09 Dec 2013, 08:55:48
Kurie
I had a dream last night that I had to play trumpet in front of a large audience and I was nervous because I haven't played since I graduated two and a half years ago. Then I woke up. :|

Posted on 09 Dec 2013, 17:34:40
Ishkar
What was in your mouth when you woke up?  ::>:

Posted on 11 Dec 2013, 09:30:33
Scribble92
I had an exam at uni the next day but my friends decided it would be a could idea for us all to go on a night out. they proceeded to get me extremely drunk and wouldn't let me leave the night club. when they finally let me go it was 04:00 my exam was at 13:00 so i .wen home to get a bit of sleep. i managed to get home (there was a lot of stumbling and falling over), get in bed and fall asleep.

This is the point when i wake up in real life. I looked at my alarm clock and it said 14:00. Panic sets in, i think I've missed my exam.i jumped out of bed immediately and started to get dressed. The amount of swear words that i shouted astounded even me. It took me 10 minutes before i realised it was a dream and my exam isn't until tomorrow.

so yeah the dream was pretty boring, its the after effects that i thought i should share
Scribble92- beastmaster extraordinaire

Posted on 11 Dec 2013, 09:41:27
Snorkel
Aww poor scribs. Hate dreams like that.

Posted on 15 Dec 2013, 11:42:38
Snorkel
Crazy dreams last night.

Leonardo DiCaprio was coming to our island to stay and he wanted to vacation in a fancy house. Me and a bunch of other people were in some sort of fan-gang and were riding bicycles all over the island. We rode out to the end of my neighborhood... it was very empty, lots of empty plots, houses were missing. We were one street away from the rich street and I was trying to show them this huge mansion with insane security at the very end of the street. A tv crew was following us, recording this for something. We somehow got up onto a mountain/hill next to it and were inching around a building when people jumped out with guns and started shooting at us. Some people fell into the canal and then sharks came and ate them. The sharks then went berserk and were swimming up and down the canals, jumping onto the sea wall and grabbing people off it to eat. For some reason the canal was like a shopping strip. There were tons of people and lots of panic. We ran for our lives. The tv crew people seemed unaffected by the chaos, they just kept recording.

At this point I woke up, it was 4 am. Rolled over and back to sleep...

Next dream:

 I was in a big house and my whole family and 8 billion cousins had come to visit. We didnt have enough bedrooms so my dad built weird partitions in the current bedrooms to split them into 2. Somehow I ended up not having a bed. My Uncle David took my room. I had to keep going back inside to get things I forgot and he kept bitching at me for turning the lights on and off. I ended up saying screw it and just left all my clothes in there and walked around the house in a shirt and underpants. The house was too big and I couldn't find anyone else. Then I found a weird doorway that had bunkbeds inside. I was trying to decide which bunk I wanted. Then I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth. When I took out my appliances 3 of my bottom right teeth were loose. I was worried so I put the appliance back in but they felt even looser. When I took it out again, all 3 teeth fell out. I freaked out and woke my grandparents and dad up. They called my dentist and he said to just stick them back in their places and come see him in the morning. I was terrified that my teeth were gone forever. I had mini meltdown-crisis and woke up.


Posted on 15 Dec 2013, 11:45:41
Kichijoten
 :speechless:

I had a short one...or might have been longer but I don't remember most of it.

All I remember is I was going to some festival with random people (don't know if I actually knew them). And they were talking to eachother about my deodorant which smelled horrible, so they all went to stand further from me and I went away. The end >.>

retired from RO2 - Playing FF XIV!

 

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