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Posted on 02 Jun 2013, 07:29:52
ZellKFF
Reviving a very popular thread from the old forum!

I'll get started with a bit of an insider joke :>

[12:20:26] <ViviKFF> ZellKFFF, why am I naked in the middle of the ocean?
[12:22:15] <ViviKFF> with no butterfly wings
[12:22:32] <ViviKFF> without zeny
[12:41:22] <ViviKFF> I found my itens and zeny in my mailbox though :>

Notice the time span between him logging in and finding his items and zeny :D

Vivi had trusted me with his account for colo, so obviously we had a debate in guild about what to do with it and the general consensus was to put him naked in the middle of izlude ocean, but not before having mailed his own zeny and bwings to himself  :sparkle:

RAWR guildmaster since 2004
Currently playing: RO2 - channel 5

Posted on 12 Jun 2013, 13:16:06
Outrack
[19:14] <ShiiN> i fucking hate computers.

:speechless:

Posted on 20 Jun 2013, 12:53:46
ZellKFF
[18:30:13] <Allucinari> psh I require large sums of money to show my tits on the internet, you people think I learned nothing from you?

Not the kind of inflation I was expecting from Allu's tits ;_;

RAWR guildmaster since 2004
Currently playing: RO2 - channel 5

Posted on 22 Jul 2013, 12:40:38
raela
How about a BLAST FROM THE PAST?

(January 2008~)
22:26:19<%OZ> Kurie what's your email :>
22:29:40<&Kurie> oz
22:29:40<&Kurie> y
22:29:55<%OZ> cuz I hav pic for u to fap to :>
22:30:10<&Kurie> ew gross :G
22:30:19<&Kurie> <REDACTED>@gmail.com btw 8D
22:31:01<%OZ> enjoy :D
22:31:56<&Kurie> what the christ oz
22:32:05<&Kurie> :G
22:32:09<%OZ> xD
22:32:10<&Kurie> !kb OZ time out motherfucker
22:32:10.:mode/#boobies <+b *!*@o.O> by PimpDaddy
22:32:10.:<-! OZ <#boobies> kicked by PimpDaddy (time out motherfucker) #boobies
22:32:37<&Kurie> i don't know if it was his or someone elses but i prefer my penises in person, not over the internets >:G
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22:42:15<&Kurie> yeah btw fyi i think oz sent me a camphone pic of his very own best buddy so plz donut unban k? thx.
22:42:39<&Kurie> p.s. it was kinda small lol
22:43:00<%Fenro> The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
22:43:04<%Fenro> Post it on /b/ Kurie
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23:11:13<&Kurie> it has been done
23:11:20<&Kurie> i suggest none of you check /b/ for a while
23:11:21<&Kurie> unless
23:11:22<&Kurie> i mean
23:11:27<&Kurie> you WANT to see oz's penis
23:14:54<%Fenro> lol Kurie
23:14:55<%Fenro> found it
23:14:57<%Fenro> Ron Paul?
23:14:58<&Kurie> lol
23:15:05<&Kurie> it's what happens when you type sup
23:15:07<%Fenro> "    God damnit you're so fucking pathetic.
23:15:08<%Fenro> "
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16:35:22<%OZ> Kurie's been asking people to put pics up on their facebook so she can fap to them for a couple weeks
16:35:39<%OZ> so when she did it again last night, I sent her a picture of my cock via email
16:35:54<%OZ> apparently she didn't see the humor
16:36:31<@MysticJin> thats going a bit too far though
16:36:41<@MysticJin> is it actually urs or you found on the net
16:36:51<%OZ> I don't care to hear your moral opinion
16:38:06<%OZ> She might disagree with it, but that's why we should either talk about it, or she should put me on her ignore list
~ raela (ML20 assassin) ~ naenia (ML1 sorcerer) ~ dasity (ML8 rogue) ~
~ sarinelle (ML1 priest) ~ nayrin (ML1 monk)  ~ kaysera (ML1 warrior) ~
 ~ acercia (25 beastmaster) ~ forgeria (30 wizard) ~ darkyne (ML13 soulmaker)  ~

Posted on 22 Jul 2013, 14:06:43
Kurie
I never asked anyone for pictures to fap to :angry:

Posted on 22 Jul 2013, 16:11:36
ViviKFF
Stop lying  Kurie ::>:

Posted on 23 Jul 2013, 04:04:47
Outrack
Kurie can fap for a couple of weeks? :speechless:

No IRC quotes from me as I apparently destroy conversations.

Posted on 12 Aug 2013, 11:25:36
Lein
well, this was not in IRC but in-game and it's based on what I remember... however it still made me laugh a while:

So, I gave Lexy a Phantom Pyramid Stone that I got from a Pandora Box, and had to log out almost at the same time so we couldn't discuss the price or anything that much.

Anyway I told her to mail me the money, of course, with a discount as a guildmate, and since I got "another sort of payment" in advance.

Then I open the mailbox later that day and found out she paid me 200z when stones are for 250z, I get pissed and say call her in guildchat:

Lein: LEXY!!!!
Lexy: LEIN!!
Lein: YOU GAVE ME TOO MUCH MONEY!!!
Lexy: thats the amount we accorded on D:
Lein: I told you you get a discount as a guildmate!
Lexy: They are for 250z at AH
Lein: I got some panty shots from you on advance too!!
Lexy: D:!
Lein: Are you going to tell me that a shot (actually like 10) to your panties is worth only 50z?!
Lexy: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER TO THAT!!
Nick -> Lein
Leinzan -> Average Rogue!
Aiot -> Monkey Assassin!
Citlalicue -> Cursing Crescentia of the Vengenful Stigma!
Arkenne -> Squishy Tanky Monk

Posted on 12 Aug 2013, 12:27:07
T-Shaped
from a different irc, but still. listen to this first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJ6fS7ruuo

[17:23] <futuredale> Alywas odd to me. Not like there aren't a lot of kids needing homes.
[17:23] <Krankor> yeah
[17:24] <Krankor> but those kids need kars
[17:24] <futuredale> lol damnit
[17:24] <+D_> Fuck you
[17:24] <Krankor> lolololololol
[17:24] <berkchops> NO not that song again

Posted on 18 Aug 2013, 01:19:58
Allucinari
Allucinari was awarded 1 point/s for this post
In quotes from people we actually know and give a shit about news...

[01:16:07] <Sheepy> I quite enjoy the D
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Posted on 09 Sep 2013, 02:46:54
Taralis
New script for Magnolia finds urban dictionary word definitions like:

[00:44] <James> !ud ishkar
[00:44] <Magnolia> Word: ishkar
[00:44] <Magnolia> Definition: To be an epic failure.  To fail at life and all things involved.
[00:44] <Magnolia> Example: God damn your an ishkar.  Your parent&#39;s should have had an abortion.
[00:44] <Ishkar> lol
[00:44] <James> LMAFO
[00:44] <@Lexy> HHAHAH

and then:

[00:47] <James> !ud amar
[00:47] <Magnolia> Word: amar
[00:47] <Magnolia> Definition: Amar is the coolest guy you will ever meet
[00:47] <Magnolia> Example: She Amared me in the car last night
[00:47] <James> LMAO
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Posted on 09 Sep 2013, 06:58:07
magnumopera
lol don't forget this one!

[23:51] <Ishkar> !ud lexy
[23:51] <Magnolia> Word: lexy
[23:51] <Magnolia> Definition: 99% of the time, a sexy girl, with an exotic look and an ass to die for. I have a lexy myself, and I encourage all other guys to get theirselves a lexy ;-)
[23:51] <Magnolia> Example: Dude: Wanna come get drunk tonight?
[23:51] <Ishkar> lol
[23:52] <James> lol

Posted on 10 Sep 2013, 19:31:19
Lexy
[16:28:35] < ShiiN> how's it going?
[16:28:36] < penis> idk, how is poop going?

Penis has learned too much from me, it seems.
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Lexy LoliPants

Posted on 22 Oct 2013, 14:53:11
Allucinari
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<penis> raela sucking balls is something i can and therefore should abuse
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Posted on 26 Oct 2013, 01:59:28
ZellKFF
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[06:45:39] <slutbucket> well if it helps :( when you asked what gender, after seeing the picture, my first night, he was the one who fingered tycool

So some random dude fingered Tycool on the first night before he saw a picture but after asking the gender...:/

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Currently playing: RO2 - channel 5

 

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